It’s been a week since I lost my virginity.

cool.

The worst feeling is when you’re walking right next to an incredible person, both with your hands to your side, and all you want to do is grab their hand but you can’t.

My mom is more upset about the breakup than I am.

theonion:

Robert Mapplethorpe Children’s Museum Celebrates Grand Opening: Full Report

probably my favourite onion article ever. 

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

tourdatesforjonesy:

do you ever just see your friends getting really close with other people and you can just feel yourself slowly becoming less important to them and you get this really deep ache in your heart and everything just hurts

I should be a fucking detective. 

if you interrupt me while Im editing a video I will get pissy